I had a very close call with an emotional breakdown this morning. I mean, I was this close (<<<< >>>>) to tears when I walked down the hall to get my inaugural cup of stimulation and the machine was out of order. And by out of order I mean that the plumbing came loose and there was three or four gallons of water on the floor. Someone must've called the vendor cause they had a tech out there within an hour. It's nice knowing someone out there wants your money that bad.
(and yes, I know this is incredibly superficial. Come to think of it, of this were the twitter it'd totally be getting a #firstworldproblems laid on it)